Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Obama's list of no-no's

Obama's list of words and such that can't be mentioned and why :

1. His wife Michelle.
Even though she is out there speaking as if they are already the king and queen of what used to be America, you cant say anything about her without the media freaking out.

2. His middle name.
His middle name Hussein is not to be mentioned, lest you be labeled a muslimophobe.

3. His pastor.
Even though he was a member for a couple of decades, he said he never heard the Rev. say anything about God damning America. Or that America was the US of KKK A.

4. His ears.
I guess Barry, the little mulatto that wished he was black got picked on a little.

5. His friends.
Don't you dare mention his buddy William Ayers. You know, the one that bombed the Pentagon ? But hey, that was a long time ago. Yes it was, John McCain was a POW when Ayers did the dirty deed.

6.His experience.
Or rather his lack of it. A senator for all of 143 days before he started his campaign for president. But hey, he was a community organizer before that, ok ?

7. His race.
His mom, is a white woman. His dad, the one that left Barry Hussein Obama and his mom to fend for themselves is a black man. So naturally Barry Hussein Obama is a black man, at least he wishes he was.

Well the list just grows and grows, every day. Comedians cant even joke about him without his staff coming down on them.
Yes Barry Hussein Obama, half white, half black, half Muslim, half christian, half messiah, half devil. The Democrats really know how to pick a candidate.
 
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